How to make Java look really bad
In my continuing saga on my new favorite vendor…
Step one — find a good XSLT person who thinks they know Java. Well, ok, they know the syntax, but wouldn’t know good code if it smacked them in the face.
Step two — create an application and have a really good salesman to pitch your application to the owner of a company that has lots of money and ambition.
Step three — Install your application on some decent hardware and have it running (to put the term mildly). Don’t worry about all of the crashes, lock ups, and ultra slow processing times.
Step four — You knew it was coming, tell the money that it isn’t the developer’s fault, it is Java’s fault!
Step five — Ignore everyone in your company when they present an opinion on said application
If all else fails, buy WebSphere…
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